I met a lot of pretty awesome people in Koln, Germany at UFC 99. Among them is Suzy, the lovely young British lady in this picture. Suzy is good friends with Cole Miller, who I had spent the previous night drinking with until 6:30 in the morning before we dined on a nutritious late night meal of Doner Kabob which I bought to console him after Cole’s ATM card was eaten by the Geldautomat.
Actually, none of that matters. The point of this post is Suzy and our never-ending quest for Ranger Up girls. While we just had an awesome Ranger Up girl contest and had five awesome ladies join the team, it occurred to me that we have no British representation, and as Uncle Argyle told Mel Gibson in Braveheart, “That’s somethin’ we’ll have ta remedeee”.
Anyway, when I asked her if she wanted me to post her picture on the website, she told me no one would want her picture up there. At first I thought she was just fishing for compliments, but then realized she genuinely didn’t think you clowns would want her pictured here. Good lord, we just found a beautiful girl who doesn’t have an ego about it. One point.
Next, my buddy Reed, who actually has the term “Decision Scientist” on his business card (I know, I know) made some terrible physics joke. Not only did she laugh, but she trumped his science joke with a better one. We realized she was much smarter than we are. Two points.
Finally, I asked her how she met Cole. She replied that she was a fighter. (Inner monologue: Are you freakin’ kidding me? This girl is pretty, smart, and a bad ass?) Three points. Game. Set. Match.
This would have been a good time for me to say something cool, that would, you know, help in my quest to get her to be the British Ranger Up girl, but instead, in my shocked-I-cannot-believe-she-just-said-she-was-a-fighter-and-by-the-way-I-am-drunk alternate reality, I said, “But you don’t have fighter face.”
She should have kicked me in the balls, walked away, or submitted me embarrasingly in front of Cole while I screamed in pain, but instead she just said, “Thanks” and proceeded to make fun of me. This was essentially the equivalent of tearing the guy’s spine out at the end of the game Mortal Combat. She had already won – now she was just showing off.
If that’s not Ranger Up material, I am not sure what is.
If you agree with me, and believe we need some British representation, please leave Suzy a comment!
(And while you’re at it, tell Cole he is the man…)
Definitely Ranger Up material. Smokin’ Hot.
She is indeed smokin’ hot.
She is indeed Ranger Up material; I’d have paid to watch her make you scream in pain.
Ummm… Just one question you dork… In your drunken alternate reality did you envision this Bad Ass Brit sportin RU while she FIGHTS? Please tell me by “Rangerup Girl” you didn’t mean she’ll “just” be posing for pretty pictures, cuz, you know, she doesn’t have fighter face?
Yes. That was two questions.
She’s clearly Ranger Up material. First women’s MMA Ranger Up sponsorship in the works?
She just needs a better photgrapher – sorry for not getting a full length, it was crowded!
Add 1 more YES vote.
SMOKIN HOT!!! We’ll take whatever photos of her that comes our way. We won’t be picky…
Y’all totally need to make this girl a RangerUp chick! A girl fighter? Heck yeah!
Suzy, it would be great to have you grace the pages of Ranger Up!
Cheers,
Lex
Cross the pond!
The British are coming and so am I!. Get her picts on the page and then put her in RU gear in the octagon.
She needs to be in Ranger Up gear gracing the website ASAP!!!
Smart, smokin hottie, and tough……..The trifecta!
as a Marine, i have to say ONE for your side. heh heh. Suzie is smokin’ and i’m jealous.
Suz is smokin!! She is my lil sis.. no lie. The next RU girl no doubt.. she is a beaut with brains!! Go Sooz!!! Love Sam x
Suzie, don’t hold back, we NEED Brit representation!
Let’s see you decked out in RU gear, lady!
‘Nuff said.
Igor
Suzy, be the next Ranger Up girl! We need British representation! You’re friggin’ gorgeous!
Suzy,
Do please assent to represent your country and by extension the forces. I’m confident my friends among your countrymen would heartily agree
I vote yes! Total bad-ass fighter chick that is gorgeous and back talks you guys! I’m all for her representing with me!!
She is definitely an RU girl! Smoking hot and she fights? Put her in RU gear and let us know when she fights next!
Oh Hells yeah! Total babe, no ego, smart and a fighter? She oughta be your freakin’ RU Queen.
PS Cole is da man
Bring her on! Not literally… she could probably kick my ass.
Suzy is my really good friend and she doesn’t even realise how gorgeous she is, but she’s real and genuin so this won’t go to her head because she still can’t believe this website and still blushing lol Yes Suzy has the brains and proves nerds can be cool and sexy She is an ace fighter and a great teacher too, she would be an awesome RU girl!! Go Suzy!!! x
P.s. my little brother (who’s 25!) say’s “god dam!” lol
Damn! If we’re allowed to vote more then once, I’ll submit as many votes as is allowed.
Nick,
Once again you get to hang out with women who are waaaay out of your league!
Suzy, you’re a babe and we want you as an RU Girl, but stay away from Nick!
Suzy, stop being coy and get your tiny hiney up there woman! Look I know what your thinking… chick, pictures, internet,…. it never amounts to anything good, but I doubt these guys are going to ask you to do anything “compromising”.
But if they do, and it makes you feel any better, than here I do it first…
[insert creepy Italian guy from Eurotrip]
Mi Scusi!
She couldn’t be more on point. Ranger Up material all the way
Does she have a sister?
Yes. She does.
Now I have fight for a PCS to Europe in hopes of meeting one of these rockstars.
In the words of Sherlock Holmes, The game is afoot!
She’s top shelf…RU girl for sure! Make room for some Brits. Oh yea…and Cole yer the man. `
The Brits are always our best allies,since we whipped them twice in 1789 and 1812!She looks like a fine rep for Rangerup,probably the first woman badd-ass S.A.S Commando in history!She needs to work her triceps more,though.Does she have maybe another sister or cousin? Why do I always think that way?
Suz is a cutie. I, however would like to start seeing some hotass Rangers and Marines on this site!!!
For all of us in the Infantry, land this one on RU, Nick. And find someone to convince me not to move to England.
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eatin cookies…plus those Brits have a sexy little accent…I’m a sucker for an accent, does she have an accent? Then she’s even hotter if she has an accent. And BTW Cole is the man
Cole: You rock, ’nuff said.
Suzy: You are the definition four-point threat to any girlfriend: hot, smart, don’t know you’re hot, and probably can kick my ass. Do I hear Miss Royal Navy?
I dunno, is she ready to fight tigers and kick them in the face?